Girls gone wild is like the hills, except sexy and it doesnt suck
I'm drunk. And at a vegan cafe. You would hate it. Don't tell my hipster friend but I kinda hate it too.
I plan on offering nudes to any guy that wants to give me notes from the past five weeks of class
if every girl in minneapolis isn't pregnant when i get back to the cities i will cry
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How can people commit suicide when things like bagels exist
I hate the hobo that sits outside our building
Joe or Chris?
do i even wanna kno y u kno their names?
well i came home drunk one night and Chris offered me a beer as i was coming in, it was kinda weird but i wasn't goin to deny a free beer. you're proolly talkin about Joe though, he's the one with the fucked up eye.
I was too drunk to read the menu, let alone her body language.
Lives are in shambles. Livers are in disrepair. Our friend was missing for 2 days. His brother slept in a porta potty. God damn you college world series
Made a holiday JibJab of all my fucks. How's your night?
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bartering with my concussed boyfriend to eat food with blowjobs
it's not like I want to die, I just want life to stop for a little bit. how does that work?
Can we smoke pot out of a menorah?
The only time we had a decent conversation was when he was on acid, and, like, that's not a great start to a relationship.
For a guy who came before his dick was out of his pants, he gave surprisingly good head.
Do you ever just feel the storm building inside of you that tells you you're ready for a giant indiscriminate fuckfest?
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