is it wrong to smoke out middle schoolers?
yes...dear jesus what did you do?
bwahaha. ask your little brother in about 20 minutes. im dropping him off.
I would like to thank collapsed soviet republics and fathers who didnt show enough attention for tonight's festivities
We're too lazy too send a pic of out balls. Just assume this is a pic of our balls and respond accordingly.
My dad and I just got asked if "we wanted a more intimate setting for our date". The world is coming to an end.
I do have a life. It just consists of making scarves and chesse straws now
I HAVEN'T FUCKED ANYONE IN FOREVER AND A HALF I DON'T DESERVE TO BE A TRASHY BLONDE
Just found dollar bills in my sheets. What part of the weekend am I forgetting?
Probably TMI here but I just rubbed one out while listening to thunderstruck, almost ripped my dick off.
The number of tpain songs that actually relate to my life right now is embarrassing.
There is a doctor sitting next to me at lunch talking about the engorged scrotum surgery he did this morning and I am about to lose my professional grown adult facade.
I dunno, there's just something so\ncomforting about having his penis in my mouth.
I really don't know where my pants are, but that's not the problem. When are you going to unlock the door?
Well, I wish you luck on finding out who your boyfriend is
dude new orleans is fucking wild these two guys just performed dueling banjos except they were actually fighting with the banjos
He finished and he wasn't even totally hard. He actually came without a boner.
HOW IS THAT EVEN POSSIBLE.
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