Now hope fervently that she'll do it quick and cheap, just the way i like it
I too understand the importance of cheesy bread
Listen, I'm 30. If it doesnt involve a super soaker and some chicken wings, you can count me out.
Some girl next to me in class is making a list of whta to pack for spring break & it was a normal list until she put birth control in all caps w/ stars around it
im sitting in the back of my pickup eating an artichoke. please come find me, im scared.
that was a mass text, wasnt it?
Today as a vday present for myself I am walking in between any couples I see on campus.
I knew the night had taken a turn when we showed up and our flabongo was being chilled in the freezer.
The girl in the hotel room next to us walked out at the same time as me this morning. She just shook her head, looked at me and said, "faker." Is it that easy to tell?!??
He was spooning with the dog when I came home. Now shes afriad to go near him. Should I ask?
He got naked and made a run for the door so I had to stop him.
My mom just asked me if I can obtain a fake ID by thursday
She's started this new thing where whenever she drives by random couples talking alone outside she yells "break up! this is your sign!"
You can't talk like Dr. Evil to me five minutes after the greatest orgasm of my life.
Speaking of dignity, who all saw me....
He called my IUD an IED, and said that’s why I had bomb pussy.... I didn’t correct him
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