She has a t-rex face on a stuart little body.
Well, I guess that settles the question of how thick the walls are in my building.
she said "feliz nobby job" then proceeded to give me a blowjob.
Now there are nude photos of that bangin hot Russian spy chick...this is officially the best scandal ever.
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I'm never telling my kids not to take ecstasy, never. Idk what my mom was thinking.
I really hope our interview with channel 6 last night doesn't air or else my parents are gona get a first hand look at my alcohol problem
Lets just fuck. We'll decide if it was makeup or breakup sex after.
i spilled a box of white cheddar cheezits on the bathroom floor about 2 days ago. when i went back to the house he yelled at me from the bathroom: "THANKS FOR THE CHEEZITS, I'll ALWAYS HAVE A SNACK FOR WHEN IM SHITTING NOW!"
He just made my one night stand pancakes for breakfast. And I thought living with my ex was going to be weird.
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I fell in the river last night. The allegheny to be exact. Omg getting drunk at work gatherings is dangerous
I need an IV, a new head, and stronger morals.
I just interrupted this girl giving a dude head in a parked car on the south side. Going down on your guy while you're parked in front of your house because you don't want your parents catching you is fine by me, just don't block the fire hydrant.
I've never been so drunk at home. I just sat on the toilet playing with toilet paper for ten minutes, I almost made a paper crane.
I got all the way to work before I realized there were Trojans in my bra.
hotelroom bed is big enough to masturbate in, but small enough to not want to sleep in it after you've masturbated in it
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