Would it be weird if I brought slabs of bacon with me to the beach?
what do you have against ST
DO NOT ABBREVIATE LIKE YOU AND STAR TREK ARE FRIENDS.
WHY DOES GOD HATE MY DICK
his internet history is a lot of porn, how to make a hovercraft and side-effects of jacking off too much
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I think the secretary can hear it when I fart in the bathroom, how do you think she feels about that?
I caught him with his head in the spinach bag this morning. He was laughing demonically saying, "i love spinach, yes I do."
Just proved I could salsa dance in a bar where no one was dancing
Sidenote...no idea how to salsa
We'll wreck the fuck out of my furniture. How often does one really get the chance to fuck through a table with no negative consequences?
nope. It turned out i wasnt the drunkest person asleep in tacobell parking lot.
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He drank his beer out of his own shoe. Its his "party trick"
She hash-tagged my name. I think it's safe to say that she remembers our hookup.
the 5 D's of Dodgeball literally just saved my life
I don't think meeting his drug dealers counts as a relationship landmark.
Just waxed 95% of the hair off my vag. If he doesn't enjoy this tonight, you will, whether you like it or not.
I can tell that I'm high when listening to celine dion becomes such a life changing experience
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