one more question, do you know why i woke up with 5 pounds of quarters, nickels and dimes in my pocket?
all i could think was her face looked like a farm accident
just saw a guy driving a atv down the highway in a tux.... only in Iowa...
Im not gonna remember this tomorrow but the real money is in coke i wanna get a dark wood desk and cell coke then i can own taco bell and the xxl chalupa will be mine
At least it earned you a couple drinks. And something tells me you've touched grosser things with less incentive.
you should be back in the room by now but just so you know. you passed out at the black jack table and they wheel chaired you out. strip club in about 45 minutes. game face bro.
I owe you 20 bucks. My blood work did show liver damage.
It's because you were crossfaded. And because drinks were 3 dollars. And because they accepted credit cards.
do you know how much drugs we can buy now that you got that raise at work
Using the balance in my bank account I just calculated how many fifths of vodka I can buy this year. Don't let me buy food, all my money is reserved for alcohol
"Wait, who's gun did I have?" Moments when you re-examine your life choices.
I am slightly proud of the fact his mom turns on the dryer located behind the spare bedroom EVERY time we visit!
I smelled him yesterday and almost relapsed he's like cocaine
You kissed my hand and then put a Taco in it. Why WOUDNT I leave my husband?
Now after not puking, next step is not to do the accent when immigration says "hello."
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