The best feeling....farting and having the bubble hit your balls
Wait, how is it that I'm just getting ready to go out and you're already showing your penis to freshmen girls?
you are getting stockholm syndrome from your pubes
Yeah i knew he wasn't okay when he told me he was "seeing his vision"
at the hospital. the stripper fell on his face when she was trying to grab the dollar bill out of his mouth with her ass. broken nose for sure.
This is America. Deny every slut accusation or own up to it
Looking through my moms phone and find a pic if a dick. Scarred for life.
My mom just found my nipple clamps...... oh God why....
apparently I stole your wolf lighter. probably bc you made me howl while you puked over your deck railing.
Carver called his mom a milf again
Was it on purpose this time?
I sat on his face and watched Mean Girls. It was a good date.
We were so amazed while watching mission impossible ghost protocol last night we didn't even have sex
So I have three weeks to get rid of his girlfriend and fuck him senseless before he goes to jail
holy f. i broke my toe giving him head. how does that even happen!?
Funniest thing happened to Chloe! She talked the bf into a mmf threesome, and he loudly and enthusiastically discovered he was gay during it. Whole dorm literally heard it happen.Well funny for me. Chloe not so much.
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