We are brilliant. We call it the pint walk. Killing a pint of vodka while we walk from cleveland park to dupont. just making mama proud
Just made ouyt with a dude on the real wporld...I said I dont want my face blired out
I can't belive they dont sell booze Sunday mornings. I mean some of us have to work
My social work teacher just told our class about her bicurios adventures in college
is she hot?
She is now
I just smoked a bowl while riding a horse. This has been a productive vacation.
last night i found out that about 5 of my friends audio recorded us having sex through the bedroom door, then auto tuned it in the tpain app on his iphone.
Get everyone out of their dorms and watch 3 girls do the walk of shame from my room.
LOOK AT MY HAIR, DOES THIS LOOK LIKE THE HAIR OF A PERSON WHO HAS HER LIFE TOGETHER?
She wanted me to watch her masterbate and after she thanked me for a wonderful evening and left. This state is weird.
I showed him my toy collection and he goes, "You won't need those anymore," and dropped his pants. I threw the House of Pleasure out last night.
It's Christmas, you should know what a virgin is.
The shrooms have turned on carrie. Change of plans. We're getting stoned and finding bacon.
The fact that I can sew my leggings while intoxicated proves I'm a functioning alcoholic
Explain to me how we're not being documented on? A gynecologist I saw two times 8 years ago popped up on my people you may know list on fb. What in the actual fuck?
I need to find a more reliable booty-call so I can start dating people and take it slow.
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