Hey its bob the builder. Where did you go?
they said he just opened the front of his shirt and threw up alll over himself
why is there a handicap sign in the bathtub and an exit sign in the kitchen?
lets deal with that after we figure out where i am
My therapist told me it was ok for me to "take risks" now. Cue the hookers and blow.
i just saw the eighteen different ways i could die and only after that did i realize i'd made a poor decision
Judging by what she did last night, I would say at least 4 of them have mono now.
There are at least 3.6 billion human cocks in this world. Get some. Get as many as humanly possible. Literally. Do it. 1-2-3 go!
Yup, two strangers look up at each other and realize the only connection they have is the dead woman they banged to death below them. Magic. They have to be best friends now.
I saw a classic trojan enz laying on his desk. So he's probably not into the kinky shit.
who has a one night stand on Christmas ? But he's pretty attractive so thumbs up
never stay at a party until 5am. even if it's because of daylight savings. we ended up having to watch porn with the host's dad...
THERE IS A VERY SMALL CHILD YELLING OUTSIDE OF MY DOOR. THE NEXT TIME YOU TELL ME YOUR TOO BIG FOR A CONDOM I'M GOING TO PUNCH YOU IN THE DICK.
Glitter fights sound a lot funner in theory.
I think I found my saving grace in the form of a beard at the bar.
Refresh my memory....were we forced to leave or did we choose to leave?
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