I tried to give up sex for lent. It feels weird that on easter I'm this excited to be a whore again
because whats more american than sleeping with a westpoint cadet on the 4th of july?
how opposed are you to picking me up at the bar at 11:00am?
She's riding a tiny four-wheeler and has a Dos Equis in her hand. I at least have to meet her.
Just got invited out of group to take shots after hearing her gay friend say "why would I give him my alcohol so you can suck his dick. It's going to be a good night
I'm on a mission. But just to make out with him so his relationship collapses and he is single when I come back in April.
Man I'll cab it I'll be sloshed by then. There's turtles involved
we broke up because he couldn't handle the fact that i've slept with more girls than he has. also, i've slept with the girl he's seeing now.
I will now send you explicit pics of mine and her genetalia bound together forever in the devils dance that is sexting.
Batchelotette party success. I woke up on the floor in nothing but a thong, a garter and a shirt that says Just Do Me.
I made a nest in his bed. I'm not leaving
I can check masterbating in China off the bucket list.
i ate her out in full view of all her roomates. the word awkward doesnt even cover it.
Just don’t be like me and break up between Christmas and NYE and then get blackout on NYE and puke in your undies.
I've never had to say don't judge me for chip clips in the shower before
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