Facebook is used to stalk your friends, Twitter is used to stalk celebritie=s, and Myspace is used to stalk underaged girls. Everything else is porn. T=he Internet in a nutshell.
just woke up to two already rolled blunts and a full explanation of what happened last night. I love my gf
Thats my favorite, when ex girlfriends become XL ex girlfriends
You just kept saying "they don't make cigarettes for squirrels. Yet."
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Slipping me an edible before my ochem final was not your brightest idea. Looks like I'm switching to business.
i swear to god. if they dont have practically DTF written on their foreheads, or a glowstick in their hands, strictly no entry.
I'm just gonna ignore the fact that I have no pants on and find a way home. A good one-nighter never goes back for his pants.
I know your texting costs money, but I'll pay for it if you consider this. Oversized frozen jello shots. I'll buy everything needed if you approve. Let me know
THE CONDOM ONLY COVERS HALF OF HIS DICK I AM IN THE BATHROOM PANICKING
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I remember having the weirdest thoughts and thinking our room was a compass and we were in the compass or something.
He's like... An octopus that touches my vagina in all these diff ways at the right times. It's almost unsettling
Just got a 15 minute lecture from a drag queen about how bisexuality doesn't exist. Cher would be so disappointed in her.
All I need is $1,500, a beach ready body, a bigger dick & this will be the best spring break ever.
I can't dude. Last time I was there, I blew the bartender in the bathroom at last call.
It's not just going to appear. A lot of blood, sweat, tears, and leg work went into finding a cock that amazing!
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