nothing as in nothinggggg kills the mood for me is when a girl with 4 cm nipple hair
I just mixed tequila and nyquil in front of dad. hes making ambulance jokes but let me tell you its DELICIOUSSS
I'm gonna need a helmet and adult supervision by 9...
Just put my hand under my pillow and found a peach ring. Lat night just came rushing back.
I. Put. Them. Back. We are NOT making a habit of jail visits.
Traded my phone for pizza, then got it back this morning....successful night
Just did the walk of shame in front of his dad while I was wearing his gym shorts and my heels from graduation last night. Keep it classy '12
You know you're hung-over when you're smoking and have the strong urge to eat the cigarette. No more buckets of gin. No. More. Ever.
Haha he puts me in a mood mix of annoyed and... "just get in my pants"
just really comprehended the fact that I'm getting high at the same place I used to play as a child. the nostalgia and thc is mixing together in one, intense wave. WHO HAVE I BECOME
I feel like satan and death had a baby that took a shit that replaced my brain.
I was riding him and in the middle he literally said "fuck yeah, Amy Winehouse"
well he said my boobs made him believe in love at first sight so that's cool
Its official. The summoning powers of my vagina are unmatched by anything in this world
A condom was pulled out of your vagina by a doctor today I do not think you can pull off "closet" hoe anymore
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