You know, I didn't realize this at the time, but it appears that I am being "heavily petted" by 3 grown men in that pic.
If these were biblical times then you'd be a Roman Senator.
you dont seem to understand my overwhelming need to watch space jam right now
Seriously, let me lead the intervention, my parents did like three with me. I know how it works.
Nicole, you can't keep coming over at 3am wanting to build igloos.
I know. You don't know poor life choice until your sitting on the floor of a community bathroom waiting to vomit at 4 am
He is now tagging himself in my pics from last year where he is barely visable in the corner. i feel like he's marking his territory.
Maybe STDs were invented to keep stupid people from having kids.
Please just fuck her. She's new to LA and doesn't know anyone nice.
I'm watching Pretty Woman alone and weaving a basket for Fiona. This is my life.
AND HOLY SHIT FLUBBER IS ON NETFLIX
Lol I wish they went straight to your cock then shot out into my mouth like a cock nacho dispenser
He had the same tone in his voice and look in his eyes that he gets when he says UFOs aren't real.
Okay, first we buy a pirate outfit and then we get drunk, you in or you out?
we are the best best friends ever. You had sex in an ice cream truck I had sex in a fire truck
Still riding the magical train of drugs so, yeah, Id say I feel great
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