I was about to buy asher roth's album and then i realized he was a ginger. can't support
i friday night watching house. god, i need a life, friends, and a legitimate fake id.
girl next to me is signing up for tough love. definitely getting laid.
He told me about his girlfriends trust issues during our post sex spooning
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Why the FUCK can i grow hair on my big toes but not on my chest?
We can grow old together and our livers can fail together
judging by the cake all over the hall, my neighbors had a pretty successful thursday too.
fun fact of the day: the man setting up my checking account at my bank has thrown up on my front lawn.
He told me since I'm into organics I should know his meat is known locally for its quality and hes hand raised it since age 13.
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I wore a bird inflatable and still got laid. So there's that.
In my next life I better get to be a bird. Fuck flying. I'm gonna shit on your car. Every. Day.
Considering who their parents are, maybe you should use vodka for the baptism.
I told some guy on tinder, that apparently has a prosthetic leg, that I think we started off on the wrong foot. I hate myself...
My Easter dress smells like alcohol, men, and bad decisions
I’m not washing my pussy with handsoap.
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