All I'm saying, is that being compared to a Muppet is not the end of the world.
Update- I sold my hat to some drunk kid for 50 bucks. I used my earnings to buy beer on the way home. I realize to everyone else seeing me drinking on my balcony at 6am, I look like an alcoholic, but I'm thinking of it as a night cap
First week back and I made to one class, its gonna be okay after all.
he forgot we were at my place and not his so he tried kicking me out of my own apartment by saying "so, you can go whenever you want...."
too late I already started a fight with someone named luscious
Sweet tea and masterbation. It's how I manage.
He's listening to "my heart will go on" by himself in the living and its not even noon. MAKE IT STOP.
She was nothing like her profile said, we had nothing in common, and her picture mustve been like 30 pounds ago. But yeah we hooked up
Haha. I have resting bitch face. He has I want y'all to die face. It's a subtle difference
idk i usually just blame everything on steve
Steve quit two months ago
& he told me that I give the best head ever.. like can I get that on a medal?
She wanted a dick pic so I sent her brett Favres dick pic then she asked why I have pictures of old men's beautiful dicks
I'm going to talk him into letting me tie him up, and then just leave him that way and go meet you for fro-yo.
Let's take a shot for every time we've said "I don't want to get that drunk tonight"
You have a full penis tattoo of a cobra fighting a mongoose, don't you?
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