The way you explained my vagina was exactly the way I would of described my breakfast burrito.
Just got caught pissing on a plant in her room while she was in the shower first word out of my mouth were my bad
Where's the Hot Mess Express headed tonight?
I hope that's not the new nickname for my friends and me.
omg kevin jonas gave his bride a glass slipper..could he be any gayer then he is now
he is so gay. he makes clay aiken look straight. what is wrong with the lady that married him? kevin must be envious of her balls
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She is two pictures of justin bieber away from being blocked from my news feed
how did i get to the car and why are my shoes broken
He tried to use a signal flare to light the bong
And?
He melted the stem
So it turns out that my mom and her dad used to hook up when they were our age
Never been so glad that I look so much like my dad that there's no question as to my paternity
I feel like I'm eight miles away and my brain is just now getting here. You got a lot of fucking catching up to do.
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I know you are gonna wanna ask a lot of questions but when we are home I need to cover your face with deli meat and photograph it
His mom walking in on us having sex was probably the highlight of the night
Anyway. I unfriended all of these people like a grown up and I am never talking to them again
"Do You Wanna Build a Snowman" came on while I was riding his dick. I had to take a moment.
On another note, I think my upstair neighbor is having sex. How awkward would it be if I showed up to her door with a bag of Chipotle?
she wouldnt leave because they were playing One Direction. I'm dating a thirteen year old.
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