what happens if a cat eats a birth control pill? i mean i don't care about the cat i really just don't want to get pregnant
If i have to listen to his problems about his girlfriend, he should at least let me suck his cock.
you ever fart during an orgasm? feels like u just lost 10 pounds
nothing can go wrong this weekend. $1500 to spend. i have options for hookups every night. my backup plans have backup plans
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yo everyone went to the hospital last night
Correct me if I'm wrong here... but did we serenade each others breasts to "winds of change" last night?
Well it went from being a hug to a straight out tackle through the back door.
My body is being held together with whiskey, nicotine, duct tape and a little bit of hope...
i now officially have to be stoned in order to look like my passport when i go to a different country
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Um, you were throwing up the shocker symbol in front of all of the wedding guests during the best man's speech. No wonder the groom thinks we're bad
He always tells me he misses my clit. I feel like I should make a drinking game out of it
Every time I started to really hate the guys on tinder, the universe throws me a muscly beardy bone.
I need a guy who can see in me what the lesbian community sees in me
Oh hello Jordan's parents, I'm here to have sex with your son. He's in the shower? Oh great, I'll join him
Dear in laws. I am not spending any holidays with you. I dislike your company. A lot.
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