sitting in class between the roommates of the two girls i fucked over break. this feels like a bad version of wife swap
there's a sign at taco bell and it says "bacon and ranch make everything better." it speaks to me.
i fucked her mom dude
there's something to tell the kids
I didn't think it was possible but there may actually be TOO MANY pictures of me tagged shotgunning.
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Have you ever wondered what your stripper song would be?
She was sitting there stuffing her face rubbing my back with a dorito cheese filled hand while eating something else with the other hand as I was crying.
You don't have anything to lose--we've established that he's not going to murder you and he smells good.
I need to hump something and I know u understand.
It just wouldn't be valentines day if i didn't invite 90% of the guys i've slept with to go to the strip club with me
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My penis needs a shock collar
Good news: you're over the drunk crying life phase. Bad news: now you're handy and violent. You were groping me from behind in front of the guy you like, then you put me in a headlock and swept the leg.
I know you've been in hospital with meningitis, but last night I walked into a streetlight and bruised my penis so who's really suffering here
We decided it was a good idea to go streaking through the campus. Everything was fine until the sprinklers turned on and we realized the keys were in his pocket.
So I love answering sex questions in intimate relationships class on a clicker when im sitting next to my cousin..
There is no rule that you can't be in a room with more than one dick that's been inside you.
Randomize