summer is not the time to consider going full bush.
Is it weird that I miss finding cum in my bed?
He gave me an orgasm with his left hand...and he's right handed. Of course he's a keeper.
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I need you to use more vowels.
You just met him on Thursday, and you've already nicknamed him Golden Penis?
I ended up with a gash in my head from drunken dancing last night. I love life.
somehow a sneeze triggered me puking over everyone in the car
She gave such good road head it was turned into side-of-the-road head for everyone's safety
First week back and I made to one class, its gonna be okay after all.
I hate having to put a bra on before I go home cuz I have to pretend I actually went to class today
Can we just focus for a minute on the fact that I HAD MY FIRST LESBIAN ENCOUNTER.
Right. How rude of me to inform you that you're going to be an aunt.
So hungover im counting my own breaths to make sure im not dead. The odds hurt.
The cop that got shot in the dick is here, let the entertainment begin.
Seriously. Are we going out tonight? If we're not, I'm going to put on sweatpants and do drugs.
Jealous. I want an iud. Maybe there's a late night bodega that'll insert one for me
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