dude i dont realllllly have to fuck her do i? its just a mess down there and i think im gonna cry
Sacagawea was the original milf.
Your sister reminds me of me at her age. Stop her while you can.
yea im pretty sure it has something do with my love of forearms...
I'm more concerned about the fact that I can't feel my gums
they night at the roxbarryed us. came out of nowhere,bought us shots, and then the big one licked my hand? we got out of that noise.
When u wake up, don't be alarmed by the passed out mariachi band, they're cool. Muchos gracias
My only regret is that I have but one penis to give to your vagina.
Just saw the guy I slept with last night in a bar. He gave me a high five and kept moving
ever had one of those days where you say fuck it and lick the inside of a bag of chips
Great sex, the promise of us mixing our excellent genetics in the future, and access to drugs are mainly what's holding this relationship together at the moment
A+ Viking dick
i am no longer ashamed when i walk into the dining hall for sunday brunch and i'm greeted with applause for suriving my weekend
Your aunt just offered to blow me for a ride home....how did you end up such a prude?
Just looked at the TV in the bar for the weather report. Didn't want to walk home drunk during a tornado warning
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