Using pot as a way to stop crying probably isn't a good sign huh?
Meh, some people pop Prozac, you smoke weed. Po-tay-to. po-tah-to
No it only became awkward when she walked in with her new boyfriend and we realized we'd all banged her
You sent me a text calling me "cunt" while i was in the middle of dumping my bf.
So we're fucking tonight?
she kicked me out for pissing in the recycling bin. I mean, is it really THAT big of a deal?
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I just watched a woman break three wood planks with her boobs. I don't know how I feel about that
Apparently senior citizens don't like that position
When she was giving me head last night it felt like there was a NASCAR pit crew working on my dick.
My patience ran out after you started clapping at the strippers everytime they took off a piece of clothing.
It's not that drunk me is smarter; it's that sober me is secretly playing for the other team.
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thanks for at least making it out of the pool before you threw up
Its like the unofficial aniversary of the loss of her virginity. And I will be giving tours of the spot they did it in and showing how I'm serious when I say the grass doesn't grow there anymore.
You lured him into the bathroom with a trail of jello shots, then proceeded to barricade the door with duct tape. You really should have thought that one through..
I fucked her wearing an American flag. Now here I am, awake, naked, and flag less. How do I report this to the police?
It's called the dick transitive property. It states if you touch a person whilst they touch a dick, you are also touching said dick.
If I woke up in a pillar of smoke I suppose that's a sign right