love how google fills in search terms for you, today for example, i ran a query for "why do girls get t"
and google finished it w/ "ramp stamps."
I felt less weird knowing others had searched this before me.
Is it wrong of me that I wish I could be a midget for a day so I can give head standing up?
I puked in the coffee maker. I wouldn't make coffee tomorrow morning if I were you
Lost gin update. Blackout me found and re-hid the bottle. Left a note to myself saying, "GOOD LUCK, SUCKER!"
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seriously my hangover is so bad I feel like my eye lashes make blinking a workout
Yea my vagina was pretty pissed at me for not taking advantage of the situation...
I should start riding the bus again so I can drink all day
When you start quoting save the last dance you need to stop drinking
broke the door off of my fridge tryin to have a indoor rodeo
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I forgot that I thought it would be a good idea to hairspray my toilet seat last night after I took 12 shots of vodka so when I just went to pee, I stuck to the toilet. Never drinking again.
crossing my fingers that hitting golf balls off my pourch was a dream and not something that actaculy happened
Probably not well advised, but you're welcome to stop by if your not ready to end your night. You know, for Thanksgiving's sake.
How the hell could he be confused. He had a naked girl running to him. I feel like he would enjoy that.
Eat your greens and take your tequila shots
What was the name of that sleazy asshole I'm not allowed to sleep with?
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