we went to that german restaurant and drank out of the boots. Then I threw up into one
Actions speak louder than words. Her actions scream crazy.
I probably shouldn't have slept with him. I feel like that may have given him the wrong idea.
they ran out of ice so they are using frozen shrimp in their drinks
These 25 Drunks Should’ve Gotten Cut Off A Long Time Ago
You were doing karaoke. Then you screamed "SHOUTOUT TO ADAM LAMBERT" and started making out with the very surprised looking guy next to you.
you made sure you came back for your bottle of vodka but didn't remember to take your shoes
then she kicked a hole in her own door and the next thing you know, brian's walking up to her room with power tools. in no condition to use them
The first aid guy just told us to go get hammered...I'm taking his advice
I just sit in the cubicle for 8 hours and do keagles.
27 Freshmen Who Really Didn’t Know What They Were Getting In To
At the gym and this really hot trainer checked me out and was talking to his buddy about his workout. He then says "yeah man, like I'm doing so many reps- what's 7 times 7, 45?"
He was THIS close.
2 men making out for 2 seconds to trick a cop so they don't get arrested for being pulled over rolling a blunt is not gay.
Ohmygod. I don't know if I can explain how great it'll be. I hope you don't mind Subaru sex
My roommate is watching gummy bears "race" from a mega-marshmallow to his lava lamp.
I thought my broken hand would put a damper on Halloween, but fake costume eyelashes and hydrocodone are kinda fun at the same time.
Dude, I got drunk and sexted his little sister by accident