please tell me I'm in your upstairs bedroom. Just google mapped myself and I have no idea where I am.
I have fifteen cents in cash and 80 cents in the bank. BUT I have weed.
Woke up to pictures of me cooking wings with a blow torch.
It's taken me 5 years and 2 beers to finally realize that maybe he isn't the dude for me. Also, that picking your major should be done sober, lest you find your self an art major.
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I brought him to this party even though we're not together anymore because we made a bet on who would have sex first, and it is a sausage fest up in here.
Lets just not get arrested. That might put a damper on everything. I only say that cause i've almost been arrested.
This weekend was suppose to be a 'smoke weed and stare at things' weekend. Not a 'spend all my rent money partying with Europeans till 8 am' weekend
Yeah but those French chicks did get naked
You threw up with your ski mask on still.
She's gone now. Left with the wind like a majestic leaf that just rides the invisible current to locations unknown. And dude, her friends were really hot.
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next photo in the 'cherished memories' series- Jess's bed. Note the vomit actually UNDER the pillows. shes a genius.
You mAke me stone. Stone fuck fucking stoned. I'm an stoned you cuz now fucking stoned stoned fucking stoned I stone.
I wish the sun would stop judging me for being drunk while it's still shining.
The funny thing is, we kinda did bring guys home cause you had a fort...
Please brint me miilk. I am on the floor but my door is open. Thank you, i appreciate u verry much.
We took vodka shots. You kept saying it was the key to your heart.