Are you missing anything? I found a wedding ring in my bed this morning.....
I'm playing with the baby I just found in your kitchen
We fucked standing up with my right leg over his shoulder. Thank you mom and dad for having once enrolled me in gymnastics. It has finally paid off
Just bought an airhorn. Bad things will happen.
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we fucked the fort apart but we'll rebuild it after we get some drinks.
i just remember doing it on a pile of clothes while i heard the muffled sound of his friend laughing. then i realized we were in a closet.
Felt like shit, jerked off, felt ten times better. Being a guy rules. It's like I got all the demons out in 5 minutes.
She was rubbing her face on the carpet, she was high.
If you need anything just hit me up
Pancakes
Noted.
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I dont know it just seems wrong to fuck her on my exes back porch
She kept calling herself DJ McDonalds and said she wanted to make some Egg McMusic.
She's currently doing somersaults across the kitchen floor without underwear on. We may not make it to the bar.
I looked so sad that Jessica gave me a bar of soap. So that's where I'm at.
They have beer where we have blood.
At some point i am going to say to you "i have this really bad idea! You in? " just go with it.
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