He can hate all he wants but were fucking with these crocs on
I don't think brook has ever known best
I hate it when hot girls behave. It's so anticlimactic
May or may not have just drunkenly opened my christmas presents. Greatly disappointed. Might break up sooner.
i dont care if i have to wear a pillow case, there will be an open bar at my wedding
I woke up to ritz crackers on the lawn, a keystone behind the hedge and puke on the rental car... i think that we have become that house...
dude, I'm passing out in the fifth floor janitors closet. Let me know when the rooms opened back up
He's currently rapping every word to 'more money more problems' at what could be a over 30s gay bar. I'm not sure yet. More info to come.
Solid. Can't put a price on good times
You can and it's called a liver.
I've been told that their best stripper is on maternity leave. NEVER AGAIN.
I let my daddy issue flag fly free last night.
I like to imagine god has to get plastered to deal with the fact that he made you and me
I need to start using my boobs for good instead of weed. Although really they're kind of the same thing
My gay card got upgraded to platinum status today.
He's so vague sometimes. Like dude, we've been friends for 3 years. I don't need you to be vague, I need you to be inside of my vagina.