I used to have a blog that was basically all about ****** and all of his sexual misadventures
I mean it made tucker max look like a fucking alterboy
But unfortunatley his mom did a google search and found it
He disabled his match.com account in front of me
So I just walked in on one of our neighbors having sex...on our couch.
WHAT?!
He apologized for staining our couch, then asked if he could make me a drink. Pretty sure he was still inside her while we were talking.
The handjob she gave me was better than the best blowjob I've ever gotten.. Just imagine the possibilities.
Well I disagree, 3 different men in my bed over my birthday was the perfect way to say goodbye to my childhood innocence
He hit on a bridal shower w/ his hand on my tit the entire time. Gave his number to the mom.
I wish you would stop telling everyone that your cock turned me into a Bears fan.
I woke up on your bathroom floor, i used your towel I found laying on the floor as a cape to get to your bed. I thought it would help me walk straight if I looked like a superhero
I've never had goosebumps on my dick before. It was definitely not a bad feeling.
Yeah. Just jump him. Naked. Claim his dick for yourself.
I can't believe I left out the part about him peeing on the side of Route 2 at 3 a.m. while wearing a dress.
ARE YOU THINKING VAGINA THEMED RESTAURANT
I sang Sweet Caroline with a homeless man and made him 25 bucks. Redbull vodka gives you wings!
Sitting in my car feasting on the spoils of Taco Bell as Donna Lewis croons "I love you, always forever." A more perfect moment will never exist.
I believe you can. But if you can have rum with breakfast then do that. Definitely do that.
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