my FASA form asked what i spent the majority of my 08 earnings on, im tempted to put "booze, blow, & blunts"
I fukin lobve the states. Girls here let me fuck them because they like my accent. I may not go back
I don't know, I don't really wanna ask the question, "Mom why am I not circumcised?"
It went from "haha, this will be funny" to "full blown anime porn fetish"
so I'm coping with getting the "I'm not over my ex" bomb dropped on me by getting drunk and yelling at people while wearing a purple princess hat
I just realized that there are baby oil soaked hand prints on the wall over my bed. Last night was a good night.
I feel like I owe it to them to wear pants.
How external is "for external use only"?
She was grinding on him and then she was eating a Big Mac. Who the hell brings a Big Mac to the club?
I am coping with the snow storm with beer and shots of jack. If I were outside in shorts I might be able to pass as a Canadian.
Pride is not for the college student young Padawan. Tequila is for the college student.
this relationship shit is hard. like i'd like to be able to watch veep without him trying to dry hump me. also im drunk and its 11 am so
The more I think about it, the more convinced I am that I'm the solution to all of T-Swift's guy problems.
OH GOOD GOD THE BUFFALO WING SAUCE IS BURNING MY FUCKING CUNT. WHY THE FUCK DID I AGREE TO SPICY AND NOT MILD
Oh god theyre drunkenly throwing knifes now, definitely the best movie I've worked on
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