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• (416): View more from Ontario

  i have a strong urge to join the asians in the park doing tai chi. I think im still high .

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• (847): View more from Illinois

  She's never had brie before last night, don't know if I can date a girl that doesn't like soft cheeses.

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• (321): View more from Florida Space Coast

  I want to apologize 3 days in advance for what's about to take place on St. Patrick's day.

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• (512): View more from Texas

  Just threw the poptarts. Sgits boutta go Down. 1 liter of wine

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• (619): View more from California

  the ball fondling will be left out of the trip recanting

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• (205): View more from Alabama

  And dont forget my 23rd birthday where with no underwear i crawled through the cage of the police car. Dont get drunk be fore you get drunk.

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• (207): View more from Maine

  Made myself shower before I'd masturbate. I probably should have wined and dined myself too, but that's pushing it too far.

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• (412): View more from Pennsylvania

  it's like my freshman wet dream come true

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• (402): View more from Nebraska

  Dude, you like sabotaged my shower time by walking in and eating a snack pack on the toilet. That's messed up on levels that haven't even been created.

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• (817): View more from Texas

  I'm going to empty my bank account and roll around in the cash. Want to join?

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• (515): View more from Iowa

  We decided it was acceptable to walk out of class on a quest for Doritos. That high.

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• (425): View more from Washington

  Now that weed is legalized There needs to be reusable bags for people to pick up with. All this plastic is so bad for the environment and a waste

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• (773): View more from Illinois

  Had a crazy moment last night. Had to get up, run to bathroom, pop 3 Xanax, sit on bathroom floor and rock myself in fetal position. Not my best moment.

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• (740): View more from Ohio

  I have a magical vagina and I can't deny it anymore

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• (270): View more from Kentucky

  Are you ok?!

  (618): View more from Illinois

  I assume I've stopped bleeding because I haven't passed out, but can't verify currently.

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