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  Dating is not our generation's strong point. We're an era that's good at getting laid.

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• (303): View more from Colorado

  It smells like weed.

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  We are in Boulder, Everything smells like weed.

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• (484): View more from Pennsylvania

  Remind them to make the "above the influence" commercial about us fallin off a ferris wheel

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• (519): View more from Ontario

  When you wake up, I have rum and am in town

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• (973): View more from New Jersey

  so i had sex last night with my 12th partner, but hes number 1 for my first time using a condom. i think im finally learning.

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• (281): View more from Texas

  I looked her in the eye and told her I was 'balls deep' in love with her...She said that wasn't saying much. Time to drink away the sadness...

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• (780): View more from Alberta, CA

  Just tried to use the bottle of Sprite in my car as mouthwash to get the taste of puke out of my mouth- it's half vodka. Puked again. Thanks man.

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• (734): View more from Michigan

  He just "revenge puked" on her kid. I think we'll be leaving soon.

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• (812): View more from Indiana

  Nah the bridesmaids all had dates. I slept with the next best thing: girl who WANTED to be a bridesmaid but didnt make the cut.

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• (603): View more from New Hampshire

  Just gave my liver a good luck and I'm sorry speech

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• (415): View more from California

  I stole something. Which direction out are you guys gonna go

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• (617): View more from Massachusetts

  Don't know why you're always hating on relationships. I've had chocolate pancakes accompanied by a blowjob and a blunt and it's not even 9 am. Time for mid morning shower sex. Enjoy your morning bong bowl alone asshole

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• (716): View more from New York

  I'm on tinder and every time somebody says something too creepy for me I start quoting scripture at them. My boobs are like missionaries.

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• (850): View more from Florida

  We single women of America need to make America great again by refusing to fuck anyone who supports Trump.

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• (931): View more from Tennessee

  Either my apartment is haunted or I'm far more drunk than I thought

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