perhaps when you are drinking red wine from a tall glass with a straw it is time to call it a night.
his semen tasted like maple syrup. no wonder fat girls always wanna fuck him.
that's like... drinking popov and saying its the worlds best vodka. you gotta try some others first. THERE SHOULD BE A MISS AMERICA PAGEANT. but like, mr penis. and they can do tricks and make unintelligent remarks and wear sparkly condoms.
LEAVE MY LITTLE DICK OUT OF THIS
She who has the vag holds all the power. He will learn one way or the other.
My boobs love her too. She makes them feel important even though they're small
I think pretend fucking a camel is a good thing to do downtown. They loved me.
It was kicking off big time until you crawled out the bar on your hands and knees. Nobody wanted to mess with that.
Never remove your contact lenses after eating an entire bag of spicy doritos.
we were running around the halls trying to bloodhound search out the source of the weed smell, but we ran into six other people doing the same thing, and they all said they assumed it was us.
btw...it's noon and i'm sitting here drinking wine and eating pixie stix. I really need to find something to do...
Ok. Yes. He has a tiny penis. But he also has a trust fund.
You know when you're a kid and you play at the pool until you passed out? It was like that except instead of playing it was sex.
I just thought I should tell you that I always know what you are doing. Everywhere. Every time. -Your loving Mother
Just a typical Friday. Dinner, drinks, doing lines with a member of Congress
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