i spent my evening searching "the sims having sex" on youtube
we're no longer friends
Im partying with a unicorn. You don't even know.
You brought out the iron board layed it on the ground in the middle of everyone and passed out for the night
There was a reason that "Throat Warrior 2011" was written on my martini glass. He said my title was undisputed.
Casually brushing the Bacardi out of my hair. It's a good time to ponder regretting everything that happened last night.
I want you to read this conversation tomorrow and be proud of the fact that you taught me how to decipher any drunk message. Good job.
I know it must have been a hard break up. Are you okay?
Oh yeah, I'm fine dude. My vaginas heart is broken though. I feel bad for her, you should give her a call sometime.
I guess I'm open to more types of dick now
There's an owl outside. I feel like he's hooing directly at me.
Actually here it's more "lie around naked in a dark room" weather.
this makes me concerned. not enough to actually do anything about it, but yeah.
Me-World Problems: do I have my boyfriend come to my birthday party in drag, or is that too weird for the first time meeting literally any of my friends
went to class still drunk this morning and my professor made the class give me a round of applause and said, "see people, THIS is inspirational... if she can make it to class in this condition there is no excuse not to show up!"
U NO SLUT. YOUR HEART IS JUST FREE.
I'm pretty sure he sprained my clit...
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