i just realized i've been trying to levitate the potatoe chip out of her hand for the past ten minutes. i think i smoked to much.
After that we used the in-room hotel coffee pot to warm up some queso. it was brilliant
is drinking for groundhog day legit?
well you blacked out on MLK day and we pregamed arbor day, so yes
The last thing I remember was talking about the economic viability of cock ring manufacturing... we had some good ideas
so, give him that "thank you for fighting for my freedom bj" & he wont even remember what you said in that six min voice mail.
I'm gonna do some tripping... In the direction of balls
My penis is saying yes, several less important organs are saying noo...
Last night was incredible. I can tell by the nacho cheese on my jacket
Yeah then you killed that bottle of Bacardi in under 20 minutes. So much for being an organ donor.
It's 7:30pm and we've already lost someone and had to run from the cops. What the fuck did you put in the punch?
You can be responsible and still be on that ho life
Serious question, on a scale of go for it to what the fuck are you thinking, what's me going to a monk or any religious official and saying "baptize me daddy" in a serious voice?
Whoever said it shouldn't take a man to make you happy clearly wasn't having sex everyday.
I hate who I am becoming
I think of it as growth but I also hate who I am becoming as well
i just wanted have a romantic star gaze moment with him. untill he let out a massive fart.
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