is the fantasy fufillment of sex in a hot tub worth the possible infection?
that's why i date skinny girls, they don't realize how small it is.
I just sneezed and it tasted like taco bell.
I found a vibrator in my car and it's not mine...this is becoming a weird day.
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your drunk mistake has arrived...he is the one wearing a poncho
I walked in on you rubbing your nose all over his face while straddling him and yelling "I'M SO SORRY!" repeatedly. I'd say you were in pretty good shape at that point in the night.
Having him as a wingman is like telling the girl you already have aids
Legitimate concern. Who am I going to have birthday sex with?
well we called the liquor store to tell them to stay open five more minutes so we could make it and they recognized our voices. I've never been more proud.
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Well to me, someone is not really my friend until we go to a mcdonalds drunk at 4am. It's like a right of passage
It is such a beautiful day to not be arrested
I grabbed the pretzel bag with my toes last night. I think that day of yoga had paid off.
She was trying to be sexy well putting on my condom with her mouth when her cat pounced from the corner of the room witch caused her to gasp and inhale the condom
I almost just opened my door to get my pizza butt ass naked
If hypothetically I needed to puke on the bus... how would I go about doing this.
Randomize