I love being friends with rich people. I get laid by association.
HOLY SHIT! Did you see the dick on that Great White Shark?!?!?!
I basing my decision on whether or not to date someone on whether I could imagine having sex with them sober
I'm currently trying to figure out how I woke up naked and handcuffed to my bed. Not real worried about class right now.
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Im still in bed and cant move and i only had Two beers and a shot last night... how did I make it in college?
God gave us a 4 year grace period.
this is probably the only time in my life that i would want to fuck thomas jefferson
You know, he picked a really shitty time to stop sleeping with me to pay attention to his girlfriend.
If by "in control" you mean him showing-up to work wasted, calling a customer a "fuckstick," and getting fired on the spot? Then yes, he is.
He took the Gold in Olympic clit licking last night. Canada should be proud.
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At the drs she looked at my back saw your scratch marks and asked "does your back itch a lot?"
He showed up to a baby shower and kept telling everyone he was late because he was pregaming. And then tried honking the pregnant girls tits
We fucked to Bonnie Tyler in my car. He's the one.
I can't be held responsible for another man's penis.
Long story short I ended up getting choked out by a really hot guy in the girls bathroom at a bar last night
were you aware we were supposed to be taking care of her hamster this weekend?
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