Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
before smithy murders me i need you to know 3 things. 1) i got with smithy's little sister last night. 2) i will always love you like my own brother. 3) smithy's little sis digs anal.
You wouldn't stop asking the hibachi cook if his knife was a hattori hanzo
I don't know where I am, but its a Goosebumps novel waiting to happen.
Guy Shares All The ‘New Discoveries’ He’s Made Since Moving In With His Girlfriend And It’s Hilariously Relatable
So guess who had sex in a Ghostbusters sleeping bag.
this isnt the first time ive seen her dressed as abe lincoln
Fine then. I'll just do all this coke on my own this weekend and die. It'll be strictly your fault.
Even the paramedic said "what a way to kill a party"
she is legit wearing a plastic bag around her neck as a necklace. she says it serves two purposes.
Guy Accidentally Starts A Group Chat With All The Girls He’s Talking To And Gets Absolutely Roasted
At front desk. Got a beer drinking pigeon.
We got kicked out of the ice rink last night for drinking and checking strangers... but they let us keep the beer
I just accidentally hit share on pornhub... Probably the scariest moment of my life
Get in your clown car, pick up everyone you know, and head to the park. drunk Sledding grand prix tonight. winner takes home the leftover beer
I be dancing. See you soon. You can drink tequila from my pants.
Thanks for the bagel and the sex.