So she puts out... but it wasn't worth it
She's the rare girl who loses weight and gets uglier.
Fucking Canada. At least when they wake up tomorrow they're still in Canada
my dad just walked in on my jacking off and all he had to say was "I thought you were bigger than that".... thanks dad.
do to the flooding of the park, there will be a midnight bikini mud wrestling party behind my dorm. all are welcome.
he is like the poster child for std's. god i hope he meets a girl with teeth in her vag. that would serve him right
You kept showing everyone at the bar your bra to prove it matched your shoes.
Just had Jager bombs for breakfast with her roommate... I do not regret this newfound lesbianism.
Perfect. Let's do that. I'm thinking everclear and green dye as our base. We shud start from there
All I can think of is a mama duck followed by her baby ducks, in brightly colored track shoes.
How high are you?
I`m watching Shallow Hal & Jack Black has better nipples than Jimmy's chick.
Can I use your baby to go shoplifting?
hey at least you are getting hit on, i spent all day researching cat sedatives
When you can't finish your jumbo margarita and figure pouring it into a to go box will suffice... Midnight snack?
It took me longer to jump start my car and get to his house than the fucking actually took.....
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