yeah i like to chase my xanax with prozac and then viagra. you're up...and then you're UP
And Anthony pissed on himself at the strip club
Yeah. I hotboxed a windbreaker.
Ive given up on my natural charms. Im trying different accents till some girl wants to hook up with me.
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so apparently the car got towed with me passed out in the back seat.
Why does it always end up with me crying in my car.
omg I just had an epiphany about why I grew into such a whore....
HAVE YOU EVER NOTICED WHAT THE SPICE GIRLS USED TO WEAR?!? those were my idols, I never stood a chance
We dropped so many bottles they would only give us plastic cups. We actually drank ourselves back to preschool.
"Where are you? Where are my keys? What is this guys name again? Why am I wearing two pairs of your pants?"
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Did I leave the house with out a shirt or socks?
Yea, you said you didn't need them cause she was going to take them off anyways and that it would "save time".
At least you got some excitement going on, you got weed and might die tonight, I'm just sitting here bored as fuck.
THERE ARE SO MANY HOT DADS AT WHOLE FOODS
Of course I'm watching space shows while stoned on the science channel. Why would I want to learn while not baked out of my skull?
I had to dust off the condom box before she came over..
What the hell was that?
Genius. It was sheer genius.
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