it's not cheating when I paid for it
Nothing on google about my condom issue. However, if you get a chance google: condom with teeth.
Theres a fat guy wearing a speedo. Someone just got puked on, and didnt even react. Whats happening?
So befoe we go on this mission how reliable are you for bailing peope out of jail
Im walking to an ob gyn practice session right now. Literally have to get face first in a middleaged vagina in 10 min.
You know you're an adult when you break 100 to get 75 cents, to buy a condom from a bar vending machine in South Boston.
Dude. It's not even nine. I don't know yet.
Drink number four. Don't even tell me about its not even nine
Apparently after I threw up I put my socks in the toilet......
He yearns for your heart.
He needs to stop being a pussy about it.
I have stickers all over my boobs and a lump the size of china on my forehead. today has not been good.
I'm home, and it turns out she didn't get it all. still picking Oreos out of my pubes.
Next time I will hook the Xbox before I get high I spent 30minuts thinking I was playing the Simpsons game when it was in reality a tv episode
I just had a flashback to us shaking up Gatorade mix and then inhaling it in your kitchen because it was funny. Now I can't stop laughing in work because that is the stupidest shit.
My history professo slid into my DMs. Granted I did give him “fuck me” eyes during a lecture a few times.
I threw up soo much that I started crying. Then his grandma randomly came in and started rubbing my back...
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