Question. Will thrown up fruit loops go down the shower drain?
Ia nefed hefelkp i am a taxi
I may be a little fuzzy on this, but I think at some point I said something about being a generous lover.
Just to warn you I probably wont be able to do anything that involves standing up
I think it's awesome that you're getting shower sex advice from a Mormon.
I think I just got propositioned for sex by the lady behind the counter at dunkin donuts
I was wearing my get used bookstore shirt when we fucked. Ironic yet appropriate.
To the person who put the glitter on my ceiling fan...fuck you
Nevermind, there are three drinks waiting at the bar for me. I cannot disappoint this alcohol.
Thats not real though. Slash there are other extenuating circumstances to lead me to believe dick is wanted
HOLY FUCK I SPELLED EXTENUATING RIGHT ON THE FIRST TRY. IM THE BEST DRUNK NA
You could see the bone sticking out of his shin and he insisted he was "just gunna walk it off"
It's been 12 hours since I have heard from you and social media has given me no indication you are anything but dead, so that's what I'm going with.
Do you think you can chase a shot with chicken soup?
what do u think we would be doing right now if we were together
Urinating on unicorns
She pooped on me during a reverse cowgirl. And it wasn't a little bit either.
Randomize
