Do you think red sox nation has an official powerpoint template/memo format for resignations of manny support, bandwagon applications, and other official business?
I will give you vagina for bag of have'a corn chips.
i just had to hear from a third party that he came inside of me
Well, I want to see you regardless of whether or not you will lick whipped cream off my body.
Found out last night that "Everclear" is Spanish for "shit got weird"...
Besides the kids on acid... I was the highest kid there
That shot was terrible
You were like one of those guys at carnivals that spit out fire..... Except it was throw up
I just bought a 1/4 oz of pot from a coworker who's old enough to be my grandfather...I'm never leaving Portland.
Her son walked into the middle of the living room, took off his diaper, shit on the floor, smiled at me, and walked out, as if nothing happened.
So date night went well?
I apparently tried to wax off my nipples.This explains the pain
They had an Olympic theme party at her work yesterday. She brought home her fake gold medal and hung it on my cock after she rode me.
#tbt to when you let me put plastic wrap on your balls and hum a little song
Welp, no use in crying over spilt milk. I can't unbang her.
We woke up today with 24 donuts, a tie, two jugs of vodka that we traded an extra sandwich for, and a british boy
I never thought I'd end up with a prison pen pal through tinder
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