you ran into the room and announced "I JUST FUCKED HER IN THE ASS". apparently you forgot she left the bedroom 5 minutes before you and was standing with us all.
we should start having sex in the shower. less clean up.
She went to college and exploded out of the slut closet.
I don`t remember Saturday, actually
Its ok, i dont remember 2007
He told me that "my little fuckpig" was a term of endearment in Britain. I think I'm in love.
#1 benefit of having an equality sticker on my car: some girl flashed me while i was driving home
If it makes you feel any better... I have a friend who found out her mom was in the video for 2 Live Crew's "Pop That Pussy"
We should just do therapy together, clearly we have all the same issues. It's why we are friends.
He's so sweet...I can't see him enjoying that I got injured during sex.
I gave him a HANDJOB.
But then he finished from a handjob in under two minutes so who's really laughing?
Wait, but now I'm curious. In what position were y'all when the cops came? Were you guys butt ass naked in the car? 😂😂
I'm trying to blow this guy down here can you please get my husband out of the house.
We're meant to be. Apparently God wants me to get dicked down pretty good too so I'm not complaining about destiny
I'M GOING TO DIE ALONE WITHOUT ANYONE PRETENDING TO BE A MARRIED COUPLE WHILE DRUNK AT A MALL WITH ME
we promised ourselves we wouldn't get too drunk, and what happens? I wake up the next morning with half a mcdouble in one pocket and some barbie clothes in the other.
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