I don't smoke a lot but now and then I do. Weed and I are like still standing naked in a bathroom together deciding if we should blow one another or bolt for the exit. An awkward relationship.
just watched her puke in her purse and put it back on the bar. then half hour later put her hand in her bag to get a pen to give me her number. I bet she is game for anything
I was more traumatized by the table collapsing while i was going down on you.
And then I interrupted the father of the groom, to ask if she was "ballet or pole" in the middle of his story about his niece, the dancer.
These people keep looking at me like I'm the first person to ever eat ribs in a Home Depot.
Apparently, his doctor was impressed with how well we took care of his leg. We're like the kings of naked triage.
As his dick went in he shouted GOAL at the top of his voice.
Just watched my roommate stuff a sandwich in his pocket because we're out of paper plates.
I get hit on by the prison guards every time i go to see him. Seriously.
Topenga is going to be back on TV. Finally my fantasy of her being a milf in junior high has come full circle.
Lying naked in bed eating carrot cake of off my bare breasts while watching Family Guy. Tonsilitis isn't all bad!
I don't know if the fact that I carry lube in my purse means I'm living life right or I'm doing it wrong..
You full on peed your pants then resurrected yourself like Jesus Christ...
I had to join a gym to keep up with this 22 yr old
If I don’t find a quality dick soon I’m going to beg the neighbor for another threesome with her and her husband. It’s like Covid killed all the quality penis Vegas normally has
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