After 9 shots a girl with a mustache......still not attractive
the only reason I knew his name is because half way through I looked up and it was tatooed on his chest.
then we talked for a little and he asked my last name which since I have yet to get a fb request I'm 95% sure its for a restraining order
you were sleeping on the floor, then you woke up and told me you were not comfy enough. You took the carpet in the bathroom put it in the bath and you slept there.
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I just want to fuck you then discuss implications of our existence afterwards. Then Doritos and hot tub.
Trying not to look at her chest is like trying to not hear a fire engine racing by.
Muscle is literally tearing itself off of my shins. No I am not going on another bar crawl with you.
I'll pay?
Pick me up at 9.
Ok because I want to set a new world record for how fast I can drink away my Christmas money
Would it be playing god to put spaghetti on my pizza?
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Is it bad form to spend company money and place an ad in the paper because I wanna nail the sales girl?
I'm far too poor to be letting my hookups wear my shirts home. I'm down to about a total of 8 shirts and have no intention of buying more
I think after tonight I'm 85% lesbian
This is the perfect outfit to do ketamine in, I must say
Our house drank 90 beers yesterday afternoon before 8pm so add that to the list
I just want to eat chicken fingers and drink beer and smoke in bed with my laptop so I can watch Netflix
So your not doing THAT great with the break up then...
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