you decided to have a spaghetti fight but then you got greedy and decided to eat it all.
Giving the kids Children's Claritin and calling it candy.....Is it setting them up for drug abuse later?
Who's got a bloodstream full of margaritas by 2pm? Not you, that's for sure, because you've got one of those "real" jobs.
The last thing I remember is trying to split my bridesmaid dress down the back like the incredible hulk.
and you succeeded.
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Went outside and he was playing rock paper scissors with a cop over a drunk in public ticket.
I really have a thing for Greek chicks; I feel like while we are having sex she has the ability to make hummus which is just too appealing for me to pass up.
Idk what the interview would be like but I imagine you in a suit and tie surveying a nervous freshman and eventually leading him into a labyrinth of debauchery and clapping him on the back, saying "welcome to the fraternity, son"
I'm not allowed back because I may or may not have insulted his beer. And the entire Czech Republic.
"What's your dick like homie" is not really an acceptable thing to say out loud
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If I die here, tell my vagina and my cats that I'm sorry.
I went to Christian school in the 90s. I can finger blast anything, but dignity.
Omg I just woke up. In the hallway outside my room. I know you had something to do with this
"Fwd: Nice to meet you last night thanks for the tit flash" no recollec. i am officially banned from wearing tube tops to the bar.
You've reached your one pic per night limit. To increase your limit, start conversations before 9 and submit your request for an additional pic before 10.
Only thing I have going for me is jacking off, weed, and saturdays
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