PS - I'm in bed with an 18 yr old-am I a cougar?
No - puma.
is it bad if my mug shot looks better than my profile picture?
I just found out my birth date is Pick Your Poison Day. Goodbye, conscience, forever. I was born to live like this.
I woke up and found 10 txts from him. All sent at 6:30 am, and all about the muffin man.
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Just saw ur booking photo. Love that u were already wearing orange. Its like u knew
I have to think about this realistically and not with my vagina.
Confirmed. Vegetarians give terrible head.
Im calling him
was mistake calling. If you drunk dial someone you deserve to choke on a tubesock. Take the advice. Always remember
Just got outta the drunk tank! Happy 21st birthday!
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You're doing a terrible job of letting me hook up with girls vicariously through you.
I woke up without my clothes on covered up with a towel on the floor because for some reason I took a bath in my clothes at 2am.
MY TITS ARE PERFECTLY CALM.
I don't need to marry the guy. I just need some filthy, shameful wish fulfillment sex and then live out the rest of my life on the bean farm.
At one point I had two blunts in my hand and had no idea where they came from.
Fuck twitter. Fuck men. Fuck bras. Fuck flip flops. Fuck makeup. Fuck perfume.
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