He looked way older than 15. He probably thought that since I have braces I was 15. Fuck. The 6 year age gap is never to be spoken about. Especially because what happened constitutes as illegal.
she said, "is it ok if I touch it?" that's when I knew I was in trouble... I knew she was a virgin but seriously..
Do you think most people who work at an airport Chili's can pin point where their lives went wrong?
Well hey if hot cowboys are involved then all bets are off.
Don't worry, nothing happened....but we should have a fire extinguisher here.
Watching dad use Doritos to illustrate exactly where to locate the clitoris. How's your family christmas going?
Just think of all the blizzard sex people are having right now
So I'm going to regale you with a tale of someone who went out, was fed way to many shots, got super wasted and now has a date with one of the security guards from the building but has no idea what his name is. That someone is me
I feel like I should be having more sex dreams of my boyfriend than his sister..
I'm glad you enjoyed the night but why were you calling me "daddy"?
Roomies told me I showed up to my house alone with no pants on and burrs in my hair... I live in the middle of the city
I was told today that I'm the ugliest bartender in the area, so, I guess I have that going for me.
I got my period on eclipse day. I'm officially in line with the moon.
I know you do it only because of my toyota, but thank you for fucking me. Seriously.
She never came back from the bathroom so I went to look for her... I was in my room and heard this rustling. And she was in my closet petting ties.
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