just walked out of chelsea's house and saw cameron slapping his dick against her car. cant even make this shit up if i tried.
He tried to carry her to her room after she passed out, but when he picked her up she came back to, saw him, screamed rape and pulled out her vuvuzela app and blasting it like a rape whistle.
Part of my whole not being a slut anymore involves not giving other peoples boyfriends blowjobs
I legitimately just tried to piss above my head. I got to my chest at highest. There's piss everywhere.
My number one goal in life is to find out who can fill a keg with Popov
I can promise you that this new years eve will rival the one from senior year when we got that exchange student deported.
Im the macgyver of cooling down beers. The toilet tank was blocked so I couldn't use it.....
We haven't even scratched the surface on the damage we could do. Just saying
I figure a girl that drinks as much as I do should always have pregnancy tests on hand
either i huffed spraypaint or ate out that makeup artist. you decide.
What kind of life do I lead that no one is surprised by the fact that I was watching porn at work with the hot 37 year old?
You were mean to me and you broke my heart and hurt my feelings. You dont get to talk to me about Peter Dinklage
We were gonna go out drinking tonight but she found out she's pregnant so are you free
Well I hate to admit it but at this point I can successfully say i have been pee'd on by both of my roommates.
please don't ironically join a cult
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