I wish I could punch you in the face.
i just borrowed 5 dollars from my eight year old sister. i'm at a new low
shit I'm tired of wearing other peoples clothes to bed
He used his penis as a puppet and sang Rihanna's Hard..... so no, we will never see each other again.
There's a difference between southern and inbred. She just doesn't know that yet.
surgery went fine. i cant breath out of my right nostril though. lets not eat peas anymore when we are drunk.
I'm pretty sure my moms getting nailed in the bathroom right now while I'm chaperoning. God damn it.
You got the eggs out of the fridge and yelled "my chickens are beasts at making eggs" and then pegged them at the ceiling and at a couple who were making out
It's awesome, he has so much more free time now that he's not screwing other girls behind my back
Kellie accidentally ran into the car with two teenagers making out. made a big thud. there was a loud scream and she was gone...haven't seen her since
The impact your presence has on my vagina without even putting your hands on me is quite astonishing, impressive and a little disturbing.
Well, I could just slap my dick to my phone and see what it says
He told me that after two hours of fucking he feels as though his dick wants to detach from his body and go to Mexico..
these past three weeks have been a real "fuck you" to my liver
Your vagina is awesome, like it needs to teach a class for other vaginas
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