i felt like cinderella. except at midnight i turned back into a whore.
I'm not ready for the Pike bikes to move back in to town it was wonderful seeing that sorority house empty all summer
... I'm KD
well on a positive note i hear those vitamins you take while pregnant do wonders for your nails
May or may not be going home with my jamitor. i'm kiddong, btw, i have no idea. i'll let you know soooon.
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I'm deep cleaning my room right now. Not sure if it actually needs it or if I'm just trying to symbolically cleanse myself of the last 24 hours.
At what point do you think my baptist preacher of a father will clue in that my brother "bringing a foreign exchange student" for thanksgiving means "bringing his european boyfriend and they'll probably fuck every night" for thanksgiving?
we were playing waterfall, then strip waterfall, then we were just listening to music, drinking, and slowly becoming more naked
He got naked and made a run for the door so I had to stop him.
It's pizza for people who hate themselves. I rang the place up once i'd finished and told them if i was on death row it would be my last meal because by the time i'd got half way through it I would be begging to die.
But then I ordered two more because it was 2-4-1 and my life is a mess
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Apparently, acid is a good substitute for cash if you don't have any! Who knew?
Currently watching Zombie Sharks while high. This is why I love Shark Week.
The sex definitely would have been a perk. But not sitting in a ditch was what I was going for...
Memeber that time you got detained in Poland. We don’t talk about that enough
Lessons learned from last night: do not leave me drunk and alone with strippers and a credit card. Let's do whatever's cheaper.
I just made myself 3 peanut butter sammies because I was too hungry to watch porn
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