I just did my online traffic school at the bar. No biggie.
2nd night home for break and we had to call the fire department to keep the house from burning down. At this rate I'll be lucky to see you next semester.
We sold so many girl scout cookies when we were little. What went wrong?
Are we responsible for the snowmen doing it doggy-style in my front yard?
He's hinting that I'm starting to be kicked out of their blunt rides, I can feel it.
My hanfda are one with the u niverse and I am cirretnly inhaling a couch
There was an Altoids can full of urine in the bathroom. I do not want to know what was going on in there.
So your brother is gay after all... Just caught him making out with my brother... Apparently he's gay too
The inflatable penis from those pics was mine... We broke him that night
What is more embarrassing, shitting yourself in Mexico or having sex in a forest preserve with a 19 yr old? This is crucial research.
And no one can masturbate with the sound of Bernie's voice in the background
I don't remember what you did, but I DO remember that i'm supposed to hate you for it.
please tell me he didn't just scream 'i am the yiff lord' at the cops
I felt like I crashed a wedding. Everyone was dressed so nice and I was covered in actual dirt and a little blood.
So my ex just asked for my address to send me his wedding invitation... in Europe. Awesome.
That’s basically a green light to fuck his dad
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