He had personality for days, but cock for only minutes
I just had my first uncircumcised penis. I kept staring at it like the foreskin was going to fall off on its own.
Now that the olympics are over we have no excuse for getting belligerently drunk for nationalism every night.
He gets you donuts, dinner, and booze consistently, who cares if he's cheating
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So where are we on this whole, you write my paper...i do sexual favors situation?
When that rick ross song came on he started ripping up dollar bills and pouring out drinks on the floor. I'm all for ignorance but it was a little excessive for a wedding
If I get there and all he has for my big valentines surprise is his body, I'm dumping his ass and posting his dirty pictures on a porn site so people can laugh at him.
Drunk at work, covered in Cheetos is no way to go through life.
I found Cheetos.
Why do all the Father's Day cards talk about what a great dad they are? Why can't there be one that says something like "Thanks for sticking it to mom and making me possible, your sperm was appreciated."
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Apparently, Lolla sends you an email every time you use your wristband to buy a beer.
21 new emails...yikes
Yep that's the face of someone whose dick I would put in my mouth without hesitation
I despise everything about her. Except her tits.
My mom is dancing slutty on the bar I need more drinks to be ok with this
I've had way too many dicks in my mouth the past two weeks. Ready to go back to school and be a doctor now
you bounced a quarter off my butt and it came back hitting you in the eye. karma, bitch.
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