only if we run a train.
done.
I want someone to please me without me having to show him steps 1 through 5
my ex gf has sooo many hot friends... i feel like im at a grocery store when on her fb... just shopping around.
We were just about to get down to business and shes like oh the olympics! and jumped up and turned on the tv. cockblocked by freestyle skiing. seriously?
Who won mens moguls?
That canadian guy... bilodeau... but you're missing the point, dude.
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I'll report later on the progress of the mountain orgy
i've been lying on top of my bed for the past 20 minutes
i'm about to blow half an adderall though and try to rally
The bartender asked if I wanted a to-go cup for my crown and coke.....I just realized I'm back in Montana and fuck did I miss home.
I gotta shower this stuff off me I'm starting to hear baby kittens in the toilet tank again..
I went in the closet and cried, then the bathroom and cried, and lastly he showed me his penis and I cried. It was a weird night.
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My vagina is screaming your name . Wtf did you do to it
This heat and humidity do not mix with these braless DDs and a tank top at a BBQ.
I think I used my hospital ID to cut the coke last night. I need to swab it for residue at work today.
had more orgasms than hours of sleep last night
Was that before, or after strip tac toe.....
I just recommended that the library purchase the first major hentai with tentacle porn. Really, I'm doing everyone a favor.
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