have fun at tinkers! p.s. are there any hot guys who look like they wanna wait until marriage to have sex?
bad idea #53- masterbating while on period.
Hooked up with my first aid and cpr teacher last night. She dressed as a lifeguard and brought me back to life. Beat that.
Nothing like a $37 iTunes bill. Jesus Christ do you know how many $2 beer/shot specials that is??? The answer is 16. 16 beer/shot specials.
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you know who we are? We're the female white stoner version of Kenan and Kel.
She is still a psychotic unstable bitch, and is therefore PERFECT drinking game fodder
I CRIED after phone sex. Am I gay?
idk man, i just want to be a bad influence for future generations
we're decorating our christmas cookies with birth control. so pretty.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I think I'm going to add the date I dumped his sorry ass as a life event on FB.
I think that's justified.
It's 2:10 am I am sprawled on the floor of the kitchen drunk and eating cold chicken wings come help
My purse is like an anchor I can't move I am sliding around like an over turned turtle send help
This floor is really dirty send a maid if you can
if youre gonna throw up it might as well taste like christmas :S
And then he said, "let's have sex and I'll send you home with enchiladas."
When you realized the door was unlocked, you did the mission impossible yheme song and snuck into the bathroom. And continued it while you peed.
Always great to be boarding a plane when you realize that what you thought was gas is actually very untrustworthy
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