the more pounds shes got the more points. bonus points awarded for specialty moves used. aka broken cowboy, tobogan, dutch oven, or brazilian fake out.
After we had sex, she played this little piggy with my toes
mom just found 19 empty wine bottles in my closet. i hate spring cleaning
No, seriously, 1.5 gallons of sangria plus two days of untapped cock. Waiting here. For you.
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This will be amazing. Plus he's going to do a line of cocaine off of the other guy's ass.
It's only 11:30 and she's already making friends with the homeless...
I'm lonelier than Tom Hanks in Cast Away, right meow. Ready to make this bong my Wilson.
This stranger told me I should "start playing for the other team" and then continued to talk to me about the joys of being a lesbian
Why did you send me 12 pictures in a row of your expressionless face at 2:30 am?
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Can you check on Mike in the bathroom. It's been like 20 min.
He's fine. He's just standing at the trash can in line for another beer from the keg. Nbd.
I feel like the only way to get him to stop is by telling him i'm tired from fucking our other friend every night this week
that's the second time I've left that bar and slept with the person that's driven my car. thank god I don't take cabs..
There is a video on my phone of me suckling a bag of wine from your crotch area while you say "The Body of Christ" in a Michigan accent. I vaguely remember being offended by this yet I did it anyway.
I had forgotten what new underwear feels like. It's as if angels descended from heaven for the sole purpose of supporting my junk.
Im playing a game I have to take a drink every time my gram asks me the same question hammered by 4 guaranteed...
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