Brickbreaker makes my post drinking poops that much better. Sorry, I had to tell someone who might agree.
I've officially moved beyond college drinking. I just got business drunk at an internship seminar.
so. which one of us is going to pay for the neighbors new window? it cracked when i threw the bottle at it but smashed when you threw yours.
States back in the final four. Now our sunday night drinking has purpose. Sparty on baby.
How long is it safe to eat only Hot Pockets and Popsicles?
He made me a mix cd. There is obviously something wrong with him.
what's not responsible about a pool full of beer?
He also informed us that it's rude to shove your tit in someone's mouth. Happy Monday.
we got kicked out of McDonald's because you kept screaming THAT SHIT CRAY at the woman in front of us because she ordered a fish filet.
...that shit cray.
Katie told the cabby "when the boat docks I'm getting off with you"
My neighbour is taking her hamster for a walk on a leash. Come over now
They were so big her bra clasped in the front. Didn't even know those existed.
I had a dream I gave a blow job to a guy whose dick forked off into two. I'm going to spend the rest of my life confused.
i may or may not have triedto pee like a boy and then dipped cheese ino the olive oil
If I'm getting through this pandemic I'm doing it drunk.
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