i kinda want to bang the mythbusters girl... i bet she's got a nice snapper
I need to not be around brick walls while intoxicated.
I don't know if this beer pong partnership can last if you refuse to look me in the eye when we make sweet sweet clutch cup at the same time.
I had fun this weekend too. According to Web MD, my symptoms say I had a miscarriage.
But I love Penises too much to give up on them. My phone capitalized Penises. It's like it knows I respect them
I don't think my arm is broken I can still text
No one understands that once a girl pours a handle of smirnoff all over herself, clearly she is wasted
Attempting to sleep without a bra since i got my nips pierced wish me luck. Also almost sent that to my coworker.
I have woke up on a strange couch, in a strange house, on another campus. Can you Friend-Find me and pick me up?
Last night at the bar you we're seriously going up to people and pushing through them like they were bowling pins and you were a bowling ball
She came 4 times, called me a god, then made me breakfast. I don't think she is ever going to leave
You fell asleep standing up against the shower wall
he has pokemon bedsheets but his dick is huge so i took one for the team
Dude come over...were drunk and I'm holding a T-shirt gun and discovered beer cans are the same size as rolled shirts.
i can feel my liver failing just LOOKING at that thing
Randomize
