is it gross that my labia hangs so much that guys can't find my clit?
We just saw him running from campus police a few minutes ago. So no, I don't think he's still passed out on the quad.
love being home for thanksgiving just had grandma pick me up from the frat by her house
He kept insisting that I was going to have an orgasm but it just felt like he was rubbing sand paper on my vagina
It's that time of the week again where I begin to ponder life's great questions like, "What will my pathetic excuse for a future look like?" and "Why tacos?"
I'm at the point where I'm gonna write in my mothers bday card. Happy birthday. Please stop having sex with the door open.
Dude Carly, it's like, inconvinent how often you cause me to have an erection
He came over in a blaze orange vest with a case of beer and a shotgun yelling about "Dove Season" then passed out in the lawn. There he lies
I thought my neighbors locked me out of the building. Then I remembered I was drunk. PUSH AND TURN.
I think my brain has decided it's boycotting life until it can do whatever it wants.
My boobs are hoarders, they steal food and hide it. Greedy bitches.
How do u ask ur friend if shes keeping her kid but in a chill way
Is using La Croix as a mixer for vodka a legit way to reach my daily water consumption?
Am i obligated to tell my sister her girlfriend was my one night stand three months ago?
I'm like a camel in the desert in a black hole I'm so thirsty.
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