What do they do with the elephants that die at the zoo
Cremation, why do you ask?
I think we have a bit of a problem
totally got the gold medal for the best fence jump when the cops came.
I mistook a propane tank for a keg.
after we had sex last night he told me he smelled like my vagina. and then he said that if his roommate had a vagina he would probably smell like it. because "they hug weird and shit."
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
i just licked my manager on accident and i'm freaking out
I couldn't accept the bj. My penis has done nothing wrong and didn't deserve the punishment of her face.
Sorry i'm not sorry i made out with your dad. It was father's day weekend, get a grip
WHY DO YOU ALWAYS PUT THE PLUG IN THE SINK BEFORE YOU PUKE IN IT
Smoked Hookah in the playhouse last night. Childhood was so fun.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I told my doctor about us having twin chlamydia
What happened to my knees?
You ate shit in front of the homeless people. They applauded.
Is the mullet a good, great, or horrible idea before we leave for college
He brought me hungover chipotle knowing full well he wasn't getting a blow job. I think he may be too in love with me.
I'm very disappointed that your kitten almost ate my weed cake...
i saved a drunk oompa loompa he was passed out on the lawn and i picked him up figured out where he lived and put him in his bed and wrote his roommate a note
Randomize