Her life must suck. All she's got is "Miss Shamrock" WHICH SHE LOST!
just skyped with my friend to listen in on the people talking shit about me in the library. creepy or strategic?
Found a joint walking to class. I feel like the environment is rewarding me for being green.
I started drinking at around 8.. Started heavily drinking around 815.
As a jewish boy dating her she thinks everypart of christmas is my first time. Helllllo bj under mistletoe!!
I asked if I could borrow some condoms. She referred to herself as "a soup kitchen for whores".
Try explaining "the nature of your relationship" to a cop when your fuck buddy vandalized your car. Priceless.
How did work go after you told them you were in jail?
Great they tried to bail me out.
I used the light from the first guy's text notification to be able to snapchat the second guy in the dark. I am too good at juggling guys.
Is it just me, or do you see your penis in that hand?
She just won 2 Grammys at 17 and were sitting here hotboxing our half bathroom
i just got hit on on the bus. Yes sir, because its every boys dream to fuck a forty year old with a face tattoo
his first act of 2015 was getting stabbed
He was stoned laying on my bed singing I'm a little tea cup while I took a pregnancy test. Thank god it was negative.
I knew it was Christmas when someone handed me a stocking filled with airplane bottles. Ps just woke up 3 days later
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