I feel like our house is getting pulled over.
Do you think the party boat will still go out if there is a hurricane?
Acid flashbacks - fact or fiction? Have been seeing a surprising amount of sparkly shit this afternoon...
He just walked into my room in a robe with a cooking pot of cereal.
soo how bad was i last night?
licking sour cream off of the table at pancheros bad.
im shotgunning beers in the kitchen. alone. the cat is judging me.
I asked you if you wanted to go to the ER, have me sew it up or just wrap it in duct tape and keep on keepin on. You just said YES. I remember very little after that.
You're a good friend.
It's all good, I've hated people for lesser reasons than being my ex boyfriend's favorite pro athlete of all time
I can't name a single part of my body that isn't sore. Who says break up sex is bad sex?
I definitely think you should enjoy one last spring break being a sorostitute before you get serious and settle down with price charming. I mean hes not going to be there any way. he can wait a week.
I hate drunk me more than anyone else in this world
found one of my socks in the dishwsaher... xanax
well i can officially check "have sex in a prius" off my bucket list...
Straight up last night my mom was like josh you need to find a job that doesn't include the selling or transporting of drugs
Sorry. Im too sleepy to penis.
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