At my boss' house at a bbq. Had a few beers. Taking a poop - there's no TP...this is my nightmare.
What do you think that old couple was thinking when they saw me puking in the QT parking lot at ten in the morning?
well we could tame deer to let us ride on them. does that work?
Where is my rescue team. I keep hiding shit. And I'm trying to give out shots of olive oil
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i honestly don't know why someone didn't cut me off after i broke the ceiling lamp with MY HEAD
I was to tired to jerk him off, so he made me hold it while he thrusted into my hand.
I feel like as your wife, as cool with your decision-making skills as I usually am, there should be a bigger explanation to you adopting a child while I'm in Houston.
Just out of curiosity. Did you wait until my fb picture was well liked by others before liking it so people won't know we're fucking?
She tried to gratify me left handed. Let's just say I've been placed on the 15 day DL.
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If someone told me one person in the department was secretly a death eater, I would suspect her, no contest.
Then I did coke with my taxi driver where he then ended up paying me for the drive. You should try being a girl sometime it's super sick.
I re-seduced my fuck buddy...must be the luck of the Irish!
i always handshake my one night stand, im classy like that.
I did wake up to a random meat and cheese plate next to my bed, that was a thrill.
Liquor has joined the party. Aly just fucking yelled "I LOVE COOKING" and poured margarita mixer, ice and tequila into the blender.
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