I'm sorry, but you without makeup is like christmas without presents.
This is the kind of period I feel I should name out of respect to the fact I might have just gotten lucky this time.....
No flights in Europe due to the volcano erupting. God himself is telling me to spend 4.20 in Amsterdam.
hahaha my homeschooled cousin put up graduation pictures. it's just her standing in front of her fire place. With a hand made diploma.
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Robbie told me you spent 10 mins discussing the curl in his hair and that you said "with that curl in your hair, you'll go far"
Just had sex with your cousin. That's what you get for throwing away a perfectly good microwave. Hopefully you learned from this experience.
This girl has a mullet weave. I missed oakland.
Still want to know how you got back last night? Two Campus Security Officers carried you in around 430. Your pants were around your ankles.
I hate Sailor Jerry.
I AM OBSESSED WITH PORCHES. YOU ARE OBSESSED WITH PORCHES. HOW IS THIS REAL?
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Thanks for the cold. I shartted and sat through a whole soccer game. James made 3 scores.
So this tall girl jumped in our cab and I was like hey I have pics of u on my phone. It wasn't creepy at all
Not my type. One of those types that loves that they're educated, could drink their red wine and have an intellectual conversation and have a wonderful time
An adult?
I'm not entirely sure that the guy that just texted me is not on drugs right now. I'm also not entirely sure that he isn't about to be incarcerated.
I don't think I bit anyone but I woke up to scrapes knees, bruises and new friends.
Bro I just got a hand job playing tiny wings.. Hell yea
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