yeah, but that could mean anything in Denmark.
broke, out of weed, out of gas, out of food, and my gf just left me.
you're writing country songs now?
the toilet has never flushed louder then when you sneak home drunk and try to avoid your parents hearing you puke.
why isn't there a fb relationship option that says 'still banging my ex'
i feel as if its time to shave my pubes but i should wait until before the party. nobody likes a sloppy drunk girl with a stubble-crotch.
story of my life.
there's no such thing as luck on your birthday, only drunken invincibility, make it happen
i finally watched harry potter... a tad unrealistic if you ask me... i mean a ginger kid with 2 friends?
Theres was an instant understanding between us being drunk on the trampoline at four in the morning and the people walking down the road at the same time
Somewhere between yelling how am I gonna make it to my flight and more titie shots I stopped caring
Would you be mad if I just used the argument "I'm allowed to say that, my best friend is a lesbian"?
Never. I'm proud to help you win arguments.
If you've never yelled, "fuck you ray Lewis" in front of your 87 year old grandfather you haven't lived
My boyfriend just asked what time I was coming over. As soon as my old BF unchains me. I think he ran away.
I kinda took a step back after our "surprise bottles night"
He was late, on account of he accidentally went to the Al-Anon meeting across the hall, and it took him 30 minutes to realize he was in the wrong room.
I just had sex on a roof
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